Thursday, March 26, 2015

15 Most Bizarre Cartoon Conspiracy Theories Ever

As kids, watching cartoon characters on television was the most amazing time ever spent. Watching Bugs Bunny outsmarting Elmer Fudd and Power Puff Girls saving the day before bedtime always brought smiles on the faces of millions of children worldwide.

With the passage of time, it turns out that conspiracy theories are not only limited to World Wars and assassinations but their hands has very well grasped even the most famous cartoon shows too.
Have you ever come across any of the popular creepy stories behind cartoons? Get ready to ruin your childhood as the following list takes a look at some of the most bizarre cartoon conspiracy theories ever concerning the of all time:

15. Scooby-Doo Takes Place in Post-Economic Depression

Scooby Doo
Ever noticed every time those meddling kids catch a monster, the unmasking never revealed a low-life crook but rather a smart respectful individual.

It is implied that the events of the original 1969 Scooby-Doo show Scooby-Doo! Where Are You? Actually take place in a post-economic depression world where prolific authority figures decided to steal valuables by scaring people away.

Apart from the revelation of museum curators, scientists, doctors, professors and actors as the men behind the masks, the presence of abandoned warehouses, buildings and factories heavily support the theory.

Real or not, if Scooby-Doo truly taught us one thing then it is the fact that the members of the human race are the .

14. The Smurfs are the Ku Klux Klanmen and Nazi

The Smurfs
It is a great shame that the adorable creatures from the world of the Smurfs are even associated with the barbaric groups of the Ku Klux Klan and the Nazi but it is a great surprise how their similarities suggest that this preposterous theory actually makes a ton of sense and that is no exaggeration.
Considering the Smurfs as a metaphor for Nazi is highly likely due to the fact that their enemy Gargamel has a big nose, loves gold and is bald – few of the many Jewish stereotypes. Not only that, but he owns a cat as well who has the Jewish name of Azrael.

Coming to the hypothesis of the Smurfs beings members of the Ku Klux Klan, their dresses and leader Papa Smurf certainly makes the theory believable.

The Smurfs wear white clothes and long hats just like the Klan but above all, both their leaders wear red clothes and a long red hat. Not only that, but their comic strips have also shown that the blue creatures are antagonistic against of black colored Smurfs; another quality shared with the Klan.

13. The Jetsons and the Flintstones Live in the Same Society

The Jetsons and the Flintstones
Some fans have the wildest imagination. The impression of the futuristic family Jetsons and the Stone Age family Flintstones living not only in the same time period but also in the very same society may be very well enough for any Hanna-Barbera fan to cause his head spin but its possibility has a considerable amount of chances.

The title sequence of The Flintstones did suggest that they were a “modern stone age family” but not everyone had given a thought about how modern they can truly be.

Divided into two societies, the futuristic world is a home to the modern stone age due to the result of countless wars while the ones lucky enough to escape the wrath made homes in space; explaining the possibility of the two families having entirely different civilization background.

Apart from the explanation of dinosaurs, the biggest supporting aspect of the theory is the fact that all of the technological equipment are present in the world that had not been available in the Stone Age civilization such as vacuum cleaners, bathroom showers, record player, cars etc.

12. Characters From Winnie the Pooh are on Drugs

Winnie the Pooh
What may seem utterly crazy to many can be incredibly possible to a few who dare to think about the possibilities. No doubt that the show Winnie the Pooh is one of the most loved cartoon characters for millions of children around the world but conspiracy theorists have deemed its characters.

Who, as a matter of fact, all show symptoms of particular questionable medications – to be on drugs while titling Owl, the only normal character on the show, as their drug dealer.

Taking a closer look, it sounds plausible as Christopher Robin, whose conversations with animals can be his hallucinations, possibly takes hallucinogens, the energetic Tigger takes ecstasy.

The joyful Gopher drinks alcohol, the sluggish Eeyore takes marijuana, the needy Rabbit takes cocaine, the fainthearted Piglet takes mushrooms and the hungry Pooh bear takes LSD.

11. Courage the Cowardly Dog Imagines His Own Villains

Courage the Cowardly Dog
Abandoned as a pup, Courage the cowardly dog was found by Muriel who lives in the middle of Nowhere with her husband, Eustace Bagge.

At least that is what the title sequence says about the show but taking a deeper look, things cannot be what they appear in the comedic horror animated show because conspiracy theorists have suggested that Courage does not encounters the terrifying villains, throughout the how. In fact, he actually imagines them.

Considering the fact Courage was still in his diapers when he was found by Muriel before being separated from his parents, it is safe to assume that his nervousness sky-rocketed and became insanely hysterical to the point of seeing normal people as monsters and frightening creatures.
It is a fact that dogs are color blind but the same cannot be said about their imagination.

10. SpongeBob SquarePants Characters Are Based Upon 7 Deadly Sins

SpongeBob Conspiracy Theory
It is safe to assume that the popular show SpongeBob SquarePants was certainly created with the best intentions. It has made children and even adults all over the world smile due to the comedic nature as showcased by the unique and one of a kind characters of the show.

If you take the comedic traits of the show’s main characters, it would be a huge surprise that each of them will be a reflection of the seven deadly sins.

Fans of the series have been wondering about it for quite a while and most believe that it might have the possibility of being true as Squidward Tentacles represents wrath, Sheldon J. Plankton represents envy, Mr. Crabs represents greed, Sandy Cheeks represents pride, Garry the Snail represents gluttony, Patrick Starfish represents Sloth while the energetic SpongeBob represents lust; a metaphor for his love for life.

9. Samurai Jack is Actually Professor Utonium

Samurai Jack
This one theory was bound to erupt considering the fact that the striking resemblance that Samurai Jack from the show of the same name shares with Professor Utonium from the Power Puff Girls despite having separate ethnic background; the former being Japanese and the later being American.

Before taking a look at this false yet fascinating theory, it is interesting to note that creator of Samurai Jack Genndy Tartakovsky served as one of the directors of Power Puff Girls; not only explaining the occurrences of the few buildings of the later show in the former but also making the theory more thought-provoking.

The theory suggests that Jack was finally able to travel back to the 20 th Century and defeat the shape shifting master of darkness, Aku; reducing him back to the black fluid he once was. Curious about the watery state, Jack began to study it and named it Chemical X.

With the passage of time he became a renowned scientist in the city of Townsville and took the alias of Utonium. While experimenting on creating a life form – like his father accidentally created Aku and in his case, three perfect little girls – Professor Utonium mistakenly spilled Chemical X in the concoction and gave birth to the Power Puff Girls.

8. Ed, Edd n Eddy Are in Purgatory

Ed Edd and Eddy
If there is one show that knows no bounds for the laws of physics, it is Ed, Edd N Eddy . The show had it all and is one of the longest running television series of Cartoon Network.

The show was enigmatic in its own right as it made the fans wonder many questions about the cul-de-sac such as why the show is limited to just a small amount of characters being kids, why they behave so oddly and why they have different colors of skin and tongue?

The possible answer to those questions is that all of the characters of the show are actually dead and are in a state of purgatory.

That explains the peculiar behavior, abnormal variations in shapes, skin and tongue colors of most of the characters; each of the character being from different time periods and the Kanker Sisters being the demons of hell to torment them and their cul-de-sac actually being the graveyard in which they are buried.

7. Shaggy and Scooby-Doo Are Addicted to Marijuana

Shaggy and Scooby-Doo are Addicted to Marijuana
The very idea that Norville “Shaggy” Rogers and his faithful dog Scooby-Doo are addicted to the drug marijuana is an accusation that has been thrown at the creators by countless fans since the show became mainstream. While the duo has never been seen smoking weed on screen, there has been several hints throughout the series that would prove otherwise.

It has been considered that Scooby’s ability to engage in conversation is nothing more than hippie Shaggy’s hallucination due to heavy smoking of marijuana; further explaining why the Mystery Machine always left a lot of smoke at the time of its ignition.

The concept became more notorious when in the 2002 theatrical film of the same name, Shaggy falls in love with a girl named Mary Jane – a slang for Marijuana. Furthermore, the word “doobie” is not only Scooby-Doo’s middle name but is also another word for weed.

6. The Genie is the Sales Merchant

The Genie is the Sales Merchant
After setting him free from the lamp, the Genie plans to explore the world. With a slight change in plan, the Genie thought about blending in the human society as a sales merchant but not just any sales merchant.

The very same peddler in the beginning of the 1992 Aladdin animated movie who breaks the fourth wall and tries to sell a bundle of artifacts – including the very lamp he was trapped in – to the viewers.

The possibility of the Genie being the same sales merchant as his human form is extremely uncanny since the latter’s blue robes match the former’s bodies, both have the same curly beard, both have a red band around their waste, both own the same lamp and both are the only characters from the entire trilogy to have three fingers. Above all, both the characters are voiced by Robin Williams.

5. Charlie Brown is Dying of Cancer

Charlie Brown
When you have cancer, your life is more or less an hour clock which serves as a continuous reminder that time is running out really fast.

Your hair begin to fall until you are bald along with all the dreams and desires you had in life in a deep dark pit of sadness. That description very well suits the cartoon character Charlie Brown from Peanuts .

The comic strip-turned-animated show is not only about a shy child with anxiety, it is about the life of a cancer patient who cannot find any happiness in his life knowing that his existence is not going to last very long.

Having only three strands of hair and frequently dreaming to make his world a better place but to no avail, Charlie Brown is a metaphor – if not patient – for the Cancer disease.

4. Tom and Jerry is War Propaganda

Tom and Jerry
From small toddlers to elderly people, everyone is aware of perhaps the best cat and mouse rivalry on television: Tom and Jerry. The duo is a cultural icon and have never failed in creating comedy due to the fact that their actions truly speak much louder than their words.

With almost every battle ending with small Jerry outsmarting and defeating the big Tom, one has to wonder if the show has a subliminal message for the viewers – particularly about positively highlighting the German Army.

The may not seem ridiculous as it sound considering the fact that in their very first episode “Puss Gets the Boot”, the cat and mouse duo were known as Jasper and Jinx respectively but changed to the famous names they are now known by in their second episode “The Midnight Snack”.

Created in 1940, the same year when Battle of Britain started involving the British Army (known as “Tommy”) and German Army (known as “Jerry”), one has to wonder if the names of the cartoons were changed for a much higher purpose or was merely a coincidence.

3. Donald Duck has Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder

If there is one cartoon character whose uncontrollable rage is even close to that of X-Men comic book character Wolverine then it is none other than Donald Duck.

Created in 1934 by Walt Disney as an anthropomorphic white duck with a gentle heart, the lovable cartoon character took a swift change in personality during its World War II propaganda episodes.
Donald Duck was never the same again as he soon began to exhibit furious anger multiple times and his short temper became a permanent part of his character.

The Journal of Cartoon Overanalyzations suggest that his reluctant time in the war is responsible for his violent impulsiveness and occasional outbreaks as he has been suffering from Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder ever since.

2. Characters from SpongeBob SquarePants Exist due to Nuclear Testing

Nickelodeon owes a great deal to former marine biologist and animator Stephen Hillenburg for creating the popular show SpongeBob SquarePants.

Exploring the adventures of an enthusiastic sponge and his weird sea friends in the underwater city Bikini Bottom, the show has been airing since 1999 and is about to hit its tenth season because of its continuous success and giant fanbase.

Seeing how eccentric and even abnormal almost all of the characters of the show are, it is quite possible that they are actually manipulated that way due to the radiation of a nuclear testing.
If the fictional city of Bikini Bottom corresponds to the actual Bikini Atoll in the Marshal Islands where the United States tested their nuclear devices from the 1946 to 1958, the theory is certainly an interesting one.

1. Aladdin Takes Place in Post-Apocalyptic Future

Aladdin takes place in Post-Apocalyptic Future
What may seem a setting in an ancient past of Saudi Arabia, the tales of Aladdin may very well take place in the future and that too a post-apocalyptic one.

When the Genie – who says he has been trapped inside a lamp for ten thousand years – is about to give Aladdin a make-over in order to make him look like a genuine prince, he claims that his clothes are “much too third century” – meaning the setting of Aladdin must take place at least in the year 10,300.

While the Genie makes numerous intimidations of big star Hollywood actors such as Jack Nicholson, Groucho Marx and Arnold Schwarzenegger, it very well implies that the Genie must have been aware of all them; meaning that the events of Aladdin really are not set in the past but actually take place in very distant post-apocalyptic future where all of the technology has been destroyed possibly due to several more World Wars.


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